Thursday, June 25, 2009

speaking of comparisons...

let's talk about the pharmacy situation here in france.

ok, i know what i want, mr french man. i have allergies, and i want some benedryl, or whatever euro equivalent. i dont need to describe to you my symptoms. can i just reach for it and then pay you? I miss CVS and the hodgepodge that is the american pharmacy institution.

also you! yeah you! the french woman who needs to be wearing shorter heels and less eye makeup, i was here first. as in next in line... meaning that when you walk deliberately in front of me, I CAN SEE YOU. also, not cool to try to pay with 2 different credit cards to cover the booze you are buying. it is sunday morning and the only store open that sells food is the shell gas station quickee mart, so not only has your card declined buying booze in the morning, you are in a SHELL gas station...

whew! ok, im done. really, im actually having a fun time here. not really any stories that would be interesting. will post if something eventful happens to me. seacrest out

3 comments:

  1. You know what's even easier than the "american pharmacy institution" is easy to deal with? The Colombian and Brazilian ones! A prescription? What? Qu'est-ce que c'est? (Or rather, que es eso?) Everything is over the counter! Everything! It's quite the joy actually.

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  2. I thought that if a celebrity were to play you in a movie, it would be Beyonce. Not Seacrest. But I still love you!

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  3. actually, you two said it would be the asian chick frmo charlies angels, i said beyonce

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